DUH!!
 

  
Hmmm ... sounds like a Stephen King novel.
 

 
We can never have too much "stuff."
 

Run, Bullwinkle, run!!
 

80% guaranteed.
 

This town is trying to reduce its local population.
 

Make your choice and start your engines!          
 

Thanks, but I think I'll just keep driving.
 

Do you reckon they ran out of Canola oil?
 

I believe I'll just keep shopping at Kroger Supermarkets!
 

Maybe the sign should have read
"Pass With Care - Right Side Up"
 

Younger painters need not apply!
 

Perfect road for a getaway.
 

Besides, they aren't in season right now!
 

Sure hope everyone brought along
an empty coffee can or a mason jar.
 

They actually have to put a sign up to
keep people from doing this?
 

Tattoos done while you wait?
So does that mean you can't leave a body part and go shopping while your tattoo is being done?
 

Why not?
 

I wonder how long they'd remain your best friend?
 

Who says you can't be in two places at once?
 

Oh, I don't know!
As far as killing ourselves is concerned - worries...church - sounds like a tossup to me.
 

Fast elderly people must cross elsewhere.
 

Now, as you drive down the highways and byways, enjoying these funny signs, if you ever come across...a two-story outhouse - take my advice and use the upper one.