
Okay, I’m no Al Gore but I’m pretty sure gluing fur to your van does not count as “going green.” Although I do drive a gas-guzzler, burn styrofoam for heat, and still use deodorant in an aerosol can, so maybe it does count.
Missouri
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It’s actually the bar code for birth control so girls can just scan the back of his head and realize it’s not a good idea.
Tennessee
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How do you pile that much crap that high? It looks like something from a cartoon!
Oklahoma
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Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.
Oklahoma
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