“Pregnancy” Lack of Brains: A pregnant women gets in a car at store parking lot drops her bags in the backseat and puts her key in the ignition looks over at the passenger seat-a 75 year old confused man is staring back at her-it’s not her husband! You guessed it she was in the wrong car! Is this common, getting into the wrong car? I have had “parking lot” lack of brains not being able to find my car!
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“Bad Student” Lack of Brains: A parent came up to me at school today and asked ”how is my son doing in class.” I said “well, he acting up a lot and disrupting the other kids.” She leaned over into my face and whispered “ HE HAS UNTREATED ADHD.” WTF!
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“Quarterback” Lack of Brains: Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady go to Heaven to visit God and watch a Celtics game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question. God asks Peyton Manning first: “What do you believe?” Manning thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I’ve always tried to do right by my fans.” God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Tony Romo and says “What do you believe?” Tony says “I believe passion, discipline, goodness and honor are the fundamentals of life. I too have been lucky, but win or lose, I have always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields. God is moved by Romo’s sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.Finally God turns to Tom Brady “And you, Tom, what do you believe?” Brady replies “I believe you’re in my seat.” —Thanks Riannanworld for the Joke—
